and then she dies and you have no idea and she goes on a date with the ghost of an alternate timeline version of you that died earlier but they don’t really hit it off because the alt you doesn’t know her at all. imagine being john egbert and getting messaged by a girl who very blatantly attempts to crack your egg for a few hours and then she decides you’re the best possible outlet for her emotional honesty and divulges her deepest regrets and fears to you and you’ve never even seen what she looks like. Spider8reath as portrayed in homestuck is maybe the funniest fucking ship in the world.
